a shrine of insignificance

I’ve decided that George W. Bush is actually the sum of all prior Republican candidates. Here’s how:

Lincoln’s love of habeas corpus.
Grant’s judgment of character.
Hayes’s caring and concern for the plight of the working class.
Garfield’s derision of the spoils system.
Arthur’s acceptance of immigration.
Cleveland’s support of woman’s rights.
Harrisons’s overwhelming election landslide.
McKinley’s isolationism.
Roosevelt’s humility.
Taft’s ability to unite.
Harding’s protection of federal lands.
Coolidge’s Latin America relationship.
Hoover’s ability to manage the economy.
Eisenhower’s insight in long term effects of foreign policy.
Nixon’s honesty.
Ford’s popular support.
Reagan’s mental capacities.
George HW Bush’s friends.

Filed under: General, Politics on August 24th, 2007